Thailand is the mistress of both, the slave of neither
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Easy – book the hotel directly – cut out all middlemen. We display all Thai beachfront hotels that GUARANTEE, in writing, to discount below the lowest online rates anywhere when guests book directly with the hotel.
See the resorts list on the left, then contact the hotel using the e-mail box on the hotel page. We put guests in direct contact with hotels, and take no commission.
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Also see these pages with more detailed weather info about different parts of Thailand, and different times:
Balancing the awesome power of the Pacific and Indian Oceans
The Pacific Ocean hurls typhoons at Asia. The Indian Ocean pummels the continent with six months of monsoon winds. Many countries suffer serious damage almost every year – like the unfortunate Philippines and Vietnam. But Thailand lives a charmed life, with both great masters of the weather caressing her beautiful shores, but neither daring to strike her hard.
She lies seductively between the two powers, sucking the best from each, like a mistress that two great ocean emperors seek to seduce, but can only see-saw back and forth as their competing powers push and pull. Neither the Pacific nor Indian Ocean suitors ever gets more than five months of her full attention each year, with each caressing her soft sandy thighs in annual courtships that serve to refresh and enhance her tropical allure.
Thanks to these two great heavenly powers Thailand has countless beautiful beaches on two oceans, east and west.